So here’s the deal,
I’m Michael Benjamin Turner, the proprietor of this website. I’ve
got plenty of nicknames: Spike, Beagan, Binky, T, the Scotsman, Gimli, Michael B., Mike Turnerhead, Empty (MT), but most people
just stick with Mike.
I am currently on indefinite
hiatus from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse. I've finished four years of college and I turned twenty-three this
December. I live off campus with a few buddies in downtown LaX.
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What you need to know about
me is that I was in the Beloved Professor Joel Elgin’s wonderful Art Appreciation class learning to be suave. Other than simply becoming a cooler person, I’ve learned about the different
types of art, how to analyze them, and how they’re made. I’ve also
learned that there’s no such word as color. Hues are fabulous, but colors
simply don’t exist. Pink and purple are also just figments of our imagination,
that’s good to know. That means the shirt that my little brother always wears is really just low-value red.
That sounds so much better, don't you think?

In the beginning... Mike was NOT suave.
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So here's the deal: there
are two main functions of art, the personal and the social. One personal function of art is psychological
expression which depicts psychological states and emotions. Another is love, sex, and relationships. Yup, just
what is sounds like: lots and lots of naked people. Okay, so not always, but often. Death & morbidity
is also a personal function focusing on.... yeah. Moving on, we have spiritual concern which is broken into two categories:
religious and spiritual. Religious art depicts historical events from world religions. Spiritual art is a search
for the artist's universal purpose or niche, if you will. Finally, we have aesthetic expression. What's beautiful?
Well, you'll find out if you look at works of art in this category. These works can have a basis in nature (abstraction)
or not (non-objective).
Social art can focus on political
and ideological expression or social description or be satirical. The former tries to affect social change. Works
of social description depict everyday activities. Finally, satire pokes fun at society and politics, sometimes quite
aggresively.

Here's is Beloved Professor Joel's finished product. On the right, I stand with my friend,
Bob, from Choral Union.
I'll end this page with a
wonderful quote. "Every person always finds in each work of art only that for which his soul has prepared him.
Therein lies the strengh and inexhaustable quality in a work of art." -Alexj Jawlensky
Darn tootin'
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